Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke: "You have one more wish, what will you have?"Ĭinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said: "I wish you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful and handsome young man." And long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her very soul. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.
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What does your heart desire for your second wish?"Ĭinderella looked down at her frail body and said: "I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again."Īt once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. The Fairy Godmother replied: "It's the least I can do. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.Ĭinderella said: "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!" Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. "I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension." Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"Ĭinderella was overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, almost under her breath, she uttered her first wish: The Fairy Godmother replied: "Well, Cinderella, as you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Cinderella said: "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. The trucker pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big rump and long legs who agrees with everything I say."Ĭinderella was now 75 years old. Still curious the waitress asks, 'Then what's with the emu?!?' Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!'
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. 'Well, love' says the trucker, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. 'Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?' The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' 'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man. This becomes routine until the two enter again. The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.'Īgain the trucker reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke.' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu.Ī short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays. The trucker says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, 'You know, you do have one more wish, what will it be?'Īn Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, 'I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.' She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! There I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked! She asked, 'I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger.' I looked at my scrawny 60kg body and said,
POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.' I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to the stream. "One day", he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. He's obviously answered this question many times. The Bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it is really phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" A huge muscular man with a tiny head walks into a bar and orders a beer.
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